Friday, January 1, 2010

Cum Statistics



For what it's worth.

I've been keeping track of my masturbation habits over the past two years. Nothing very complicated. Simply whenever I cum, I mark it on the calendar. A surprising number of statistics can be compiled from this.*

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Over all, my yearly total number of orgasms increased from 118 in 2008 to 145 in 2009. That's 27 more cums in '09 than in '08 which is up almost a 123%.

In '09, I reached the '08 total of 118 on October 20th.

The highest monthly total in '08 was 14 cums in April of that year. The lowest was only 6 cums in the month of March.

The highest monthly total in '09 was 16 cums in the month of August. February was the lowest with only 6.

In '08 I ejaculated 10 or more times in a given month 6 times.
In '09 I ejaculated 10 or more times in a given month 10 times.

In '08 the longest period between orgasms was 14 days from Feb. 22nd to Mar. 8th (I had the flu).
In '09 the longest period between orgasms was 7 days. There were two such intervals, July 4th to July 12th, and Dec. 13th to Dec. 21st.

On only one occasion in '08 did I cum three days in a row (Aug. 4th, 5th, & 6th).
I came three days in a row on two occasions in '09 (Jan. 1st, 2nd, & 3rd) and (May 21st, 22nd, & 23rd). I once came four days in a row (Aug. 10th, 11th, 12th & 13th) and once came five days in a row (Aug. 19th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, & 23rd).

In '08 the most popular day of the week for me to cum was Wednesday, having cum 26 times on Wednesdays throughout the year. Tuesdays and Fridays had the fewest number of cums that year with only 13 each.
In '09 the most popular day of the week for me to cum was Thursday, having cum 29 times on Thursdays throughout the year. Saturdays had the fewest number of cums that year with only 14.

Not once in all of 2008 did I cum more than once per day. In 2009 I came twice in one day on 5 separate occasions (Apr. 23rd, May 13th, May 31st, July 2nd, & Sept 10th).

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*I am not a statistician. I just sometimes find it fun to think about all the orgasms I had during the year and all the cum I shot. Probably like most people, my masturbation sessions don't always end in orgasm. The above numbers reflect only ejaculations and do not include the many, many times I masturbated and stopped before cumming.

LONG LIVE MASTURBATION!!!